Jesse Ryan, Neighbor

Jesse's writing career began in 6th grade when drawing Ninja Turtles just didn't cut it anymore.  Since then he has wowed teacher after teacher with his grammatical prowess, written more love letters than Rumi, and even penned some things that are available for the public to see.  He was brought up Baptist and this could partly explain his subsequent love of heavy metal, and why he spent precious months of his life in Europe pursuing it.  But it could never explain why he loves falafel so much.  Nothing could.