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Environmental Text Messages of the Future

One day, text messages will feature "greener" topics

 

Sometime in the future, text messages of today will change to include environmental topics. Read what the text messages of the future could look like below:

blok pRT vegetable xchangs n both towns *t dis frigt yr roof top n ground lvl harvest ReD! Block party vegetable exchanges in both towns start this Friday. Get your roof top and ground level harvest ready! 

ck ot W3.weddar.com 4 app W aQr8, real-time, ever- changing wx cmplt Wgeolocator. Check out www.weddar.com for app with accurate, real-time, ever-changing  weather complete with geolocator 

GMO –free f%d truk S cmng b2 Emerson – n d 4mer (O--< truk space; evry w/e7 am 2 7 pm. GMO –free food truck is coming back to Emerson – in the former Fish Truck  space; every weekend 7 am to 7 pm.

remMbR 2 plant yr }i{ gardN – Ny monarchs r btr thN no monarchs – YNK f they’ll stop hre. Remember to plant your butterfly garden – any monarchs are better than no  monarchs – you never know if they’ll stop here.

drivN 2 Boston dis w/e on 1 chrG! – wanna come? Driving to Boston this weekend on one charge! – wanna come?

 jst hapnd 2B hre wen d clean H2O delivry came n 2 ShopRite. gt hre asap b4 deyrun ot. It’s rationed agn by d wa. Just happened to be here when the clean water delivery came in to ShopRite.   Get here asap before they run out. It’s rationed again by the way. 

uzd a green lawn paintin svC dis w/e – turnD ot gr8AZ wz doiN dis lng b4 we had 2. Used a green lawn painting service this weekend – turned out great!  Arizona  was doing this long before we had to.

makin plnz 4 Cside prk friwotchN d Xsiv jelly (O--< rprts thO so stay tuned. Making plans for Seaside Park Friday; watching the excessive jelly fish reports  though so stay tuned.

Don’t let dis hpn TU – lft d plug off d rain barrel n wz swampD Wmosquitoes n notym. Don’t let this happen to you – left the plug off the rain barrel and was swamped  with mosquitoes in no time.

grp ride 2 apple picn farm - fav apple butR recpes shared 2 gt thru dXpNsiv fruity wintr. Group ride to apple picking farm – favorite apple butter recipes shared to get  through the expensive fruity winter.

ck ot local dizeez trakin app among Facebook & Twitter F? so UNo wen 2 avoid a pRT or stay outa math clsW3.sickweather.com. Check out local disease tracking app among Facebook & Twitter friends so you  know when to avoid a party or stay out of math class! www.sickweather.com.

Rosh Hashanah – Stephanie leadin a cls on h2 bake a traditional hon cke – w/o dhon sinC it hs Bcum an unaffordable ingredient! Rosh Hashanah – Stephanie leading a class on how to bake a traditional honey  cake – without the honey since it has become an unaffordable ingredient!

Don’t 4gt yr gas mask 4 aftr skool, blanket invasive species spraying 2day. Don’t forget your gas mask for after school, blanket invasive species spraying  today.

recycld \_/ jewlry makin cls by Annie – 7 pm my hous – BYO bttlz! Recycled glass jewelry making class by Annie – 7 pm my house – BYO bottles!

Robin syting n DPAC trees! remMbR wen der wr hawks?! Robin sighting in DPAC trees!  Remember when there were hawks?!

About this column: Local environmentalists Wendy Rosenoff and Joseph Dunsay explore how residents can and do live an environmentally friendly life.

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